imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
(Source: officialswagmom, via retardationmotivationn)
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
"I want to come home to you and taste the waiting on your lips. I want the roses in my hand to fall on the floor because of the impact of your embrace. I want my nails etched into the trench of your back as you bury your head into my collarbone, while your lips unintentionally press against my neck. I want to feel the beating of your heart as it brings me to my knees. I want to taste the desire seeping through your skin and hear the distress exhaled of your lungs. I want your sigh of relief and I want you endlessly.
I want every inch of you as you’ve already taken me."
Connotativewords | jl | You and Me (via sleepiest-kitty)
❤️❤️ (via rainbowofideas
(Source: connotativewords, via quirksandlattes)
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via theannettles)